The Original Handbook for the Recently Deceased
The Original Handbook for the Recently Deceased by Dr. Claude Needham
Contrary to popular belief, you don't develop lots of decorum and savoir-faire just because you're dead. Au contraire, it's not so easy to handle the odd new situations that arise in the apres vie. Well, we got good news and we got bad news. The good news is that you can learn proper apres vie social graces. The bad news is that you can only learn good social habits while you're alive—which, since you're dead right now, doesn't do you a lot of good. Fortunately for you, this book has been written with you in mind. But be warned—this book contains great and amazing secrets meant only for the eyes of the dead. So, if you are not dead, whatever you do, don't order this book!
A Reader's Perspective
“Initially when reading The Original Handbook for the Recently Deceased I found it very funny. The next moment I was stunned to notice that it's also very serious, and speaking directly to the situation I seem to be in. Information is presented in a way that hits home, rather than a simple intellectual transmission. Together with the excellent workbook it makes for an entire course of study that could keep you busy for quite some time. As a beginner in these topics I've found the book to be a useful guide.”